Hymns: Ancient and Modern

A listening companion...

Freak Storm

Colin: Just collections of words/phrases, I don't know if there was much meaning or intent at the time... I can't remember.
Andy: "Train speeds up Coventry bound, ridiculed and caught in a howling gale"
Neal: They borrowed the acoustic guitar I've had since 13 for the recording, and the engineer said it was rubbish.

Rachel Clean

Colin: If I remember correctly the original idea came from a book "The Rachel Papers" by Martin Amis. But I also recall it seemed to remind me of Chris Harrison's girlfriend…
Andy: A rare beauty

H.O.N.E.Y.M.O.O.N

Colin It's about unconventional beauty, maaaan! Not saying who it's about, though.
Andy: Someone who's quite ugly - in 5/4 NOT waltz
Neal: Muzorewi's daughtah!
Roger: Andy the Time Signature maestro spent aeons introducing me to the concept that is 5/4

Quicksand

Andy: A trip to Wigan pier was never this strange.
Alan: One of the first songs I ever rehearsed with the band after joining. I think I surprised them a bit that I picked up all the stops and tempo changes immediately. What they didn't know was that I had listened to the record probably a 100 times beforehand to make sure I got it!
Neal:One! Two! Three! Four! Device used to ensure we all come into the verse at the same time becomes an exciting highlight of the song.
Roger: Great value - 5 songs in one

Penny-Pinching Cathy

Colin Drawn from experiences while involved with Militant but kinda developed the idea with a touch of "artistic licence".
Andy: The treasurer of a non-existent organization.
Roger: The affrontery of it!

Blows rain down

Colin: Guilt / victim empathy
Neal: It's sad that this is the best recording we have of this song. It's a pop classic.
Roger: The complete STOP always managed to startle the crowd into spilling gallons of beer when we played live

Gentleman Caller

Colin: About the poll tax and loneliness / sadness of old age
Neal: Same comment as for Blows... One of my favourite Colin lyrics.


The Best Laugh I Ever Had

Colin: About depression / mental illness
Andy: Ken Nelson's finest hour... and days and nights and weeks…
Neal: "SON! Make decisions for yourself"
Roger: The best song I ever had

Not Nailed Down

Colin: A song about 'the incredible bullshitting man' - "brains not connected to the mouth bone."
Andy: A bullshitting Bobok bastard
Alan: For the sake of finding something to do on the record (Roger had laid the drum tracks before leaving) I contributed some percussion in the form of congas and tambourine. Quite why our award-winning producer chose to omit the Caribbean-style timbale from the final mix, though, I just don't know…
Neal: We started work on this while Nick-the-session-drummer was still with us. Quite how it survived that experience and came out this good is a mystery to me.
Roger: A bobok is a small bean - thank you Fyodor

Covered in love

Colin: A sex song.
Andy: Scary - compare with the Warsaw bootleg
Neal
: When they say coruscating - this is what they mean. I became very self-conscious about how I play some parts of the song after a reviewer praised us for "one fingered guitar solos". Did some people feel let down if I used two, or was that an innovation on a winning formula?

Sacred Skin

Colin: It's about racism / facism and Tory twats generally.
Andy: Watch your driving
Alan: I love the line "driving my new car through third-world debt"
Neal: Sacred - it's sacred

Callaghan

Colin: I liked the name and I'd had some words kicking around for a long time. I kinda liked the idea of some Beehive pub type bloke, lacking sobriety in a relationship that promises but never EVER delivers. So he's in the pub once groping this old dear... anyway…
Andy: James? Or Moonshake?
Neal: I was probably aiming at Josef K

Sarasine

Colin: A couple of minutes "blast-out".... it might have some meaning, but I'm blowed if I know what it is!
Andy: The intro can scare animals
Alan: Would we be breaching copyright by saying Radio 4 was sampled in the middle-eight? If so, then we didn't. Oh no, it was something else totally...
Neal: More maths. Deliberate overuse of semi-tone changes in the verse sent out as a challenge: here, make a song of that if you can!




No Hands

Colin: Oblique, maaan.... possession.
Andy: Slowing down almost impossibly
Alan: The slowy-down bit works. Trust me. I'm a drummer…
Neal: It's always wise to slow down when you find a devil in your hair.

Lovespoons

Colin: Fuck knows what its about, but it sounds great!
Andy: Flat, nasal, mathematical and aboriginal - just the way we like it!
Alan: The Hellfire Sermons encapsulated in just over three-and-a-half minutes. Weird and wonderful.
Neal: Cramps, S Yoof , string glissandi

Bill & Sarah

Colin: One of my favourites lyric-wise... that Thatcher/yuppie/liberal thaaang... anathema! Some of the lines were 'lifted' from that fantastic Louis MacNeice poem "Bagpipe Music".
Andy: As baggy as it gets
Alan: Hellfires attempt 'dance-crossover'. With predictable consequences…
Neal: I don't know what the others were doing, but I was aiming at Dropping Rhymes on Beats by DJ Jazzy Jeff with a bit of New Order thrown in. It's a good job the others weren't!

Him Again

Colin: The joys of trepanning, ho ho ho
Andy: Joy Division?
Neal: Trapanning?!? He never told us that. It all makes sense now though - especially that abrupt strange of direction.

Two Faces

Colin: Weird.
Andy: Strangely catchy
Neal: One of my favourites. I used to love standing there shouting 'BADA! BADA!' in the chorus, and making rhythms with the tremelo arm.

Real Life Seams

Colin: A play on words, great song and an oblique reference to female oppression... I was always desperate to get Hitler into a song!
Andy: Better live, much better!
Alan: After joining the band, this is the first 'old' one that I rewrote the drum part for, so I'm immensely proud of it. Gave me the confidence to contribute further ideas, which is what the band is all about - four people's ideas converging.
Neal: I went the whole Sonic Youth hog with a specially tuned guitar that made great droning noises. We had to drop the song from the set when the guitar broke.

8/12/2002